If You Can't Say Something Nice....

So I'm standing in line at WalMart tonight waiting for Mike to pay for our purchases. In one of my last remaining was too baggy before I got pregnant but is quickly becoming too tight to be seen in public shirts when I notice the cover of this week's US magazine. Celebrity Babies it screams. There in the upper right corner I notice a picture of a pregnant Jennifer Garner in a white flowing top with a *slight* bump underneath with the caption "2 more months". I grabbed the magazine off the rack and waved it under Mike's nose. Look at this I'm telling him while he rolls his eyes and is probably thinking what the hell is she on about now. Look at her I tell him, she only has two months to go, I have 5 months to go and I'm already way bigger than she is. Well she's a celebrity and they live by different rules he tells me, I guess in an effort to be helpful. Okay so that was funny haha. But then he just can't help himself..... Maybe if you didn't eat your weight in chocolate every week you'd be her size too. Yep folks that's what he told me. Don't worry though, he only needed 4 stitches to close the wound and the doc said the swelling should go down in a couple of days.