I thought it would never happen to me.

I have something to tell you. Are you sitting down? Because you should be sitting down. You know just in case it's too much for you because it is shocking, unbelievable news.

It's over. All over. With time it will be nothing but a distant memory. The humiliation totally forgotten, eventually.

I never thought it would happen and I know a few of you out there will be shocked to hear it actually did.

He's here. His name is Freddy and he's here. Right in my laundry room beside the dryer where he will happily and more importantly, privately, wash my gitch.




Welcome home Freddy. This had better be the beginning of a very long relationship.