Mike is currently outside attempting to de-junk the garage. Abby is currently outside and being "helpful". The step ladder is off to the side and while Mike and I are busy with something else Abby climbs up it until she can touch the ceiling.
Abby: Hey! Let's play God.
Mike & Shan: Whaaa?
Abby: Let's play God.
Shan: How do you play that?
Abby: I'll be God and you be the humans down there.
Shan: Okaaaaaay.
Abby: I'll say Hello and you say who is that, okay Mommy?
Shan: Okaaaaaay.
Abby: Hello!
Shan: Who is that?
Abby: It's God! Are there any problems down there?
Shan: No, I think we're okay. Thanks for asking.
Abby: I'm going to come down there.
Abby climbs down the ladder and walks over to Mike and I.
Mike: Hi God.
Abby: Hi. Okay, I'm going back up to Heaven now.
Abby climbs back up the ladder
Abby: Hey, are there any problems down there?
Mike: Nope.
This entire time Mike has been attempting to remove a bicycle tire from it's rim with little success.
Abby: Well that looks like a problem.
Folks I wasn't sure whether to laugh or to explain to her what blasphemy was.
Okay, that's not really true. I laughed. A lot.
5 comments:
Oh, Shan, that is ADORABLE. She is too cute for words. Good thing you wrote this one down. It'll be good to share with her later :)
Heidi
shes a funny one that Abby girl!!...lol
out of the mouths of babes!! she is so sweet!
Blasphemey is commited with malicious intent. It sounds to me as if she's just acting as a mouthpiece. No problem is too small to take to God. Out of the mouths of babes indeed.
Now there's a lesson for Mike: can't hide anything from God!
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