Mike and I spent the day as sick people often do, prone on our respective couches. I figured between the two of us we could keep an eye on Maya and save ourselves some money buy not sending her to the sitters. Apparently while making this decision I forgot that she talks, loudly, non-stop. Some of what I heard today. For the full effect you must imagine it being said multiple times at decibels that are likely considered unsafe for the human ear.
Mommy, you help me?
Mommy! Watch! Watch! Watch me! this trick would end with the blowing of raspberries very close to my face
Mommy, open. Open!
Mommy, up.
Puppy hit me. to which I responded, we don't have a puppy
Puppy bite me. please see above
Kitty bite me. okay that one was true, but she was the one that kept putting her fingers in his mouth
Watch Barney? the answer to this is always no!
Mommy juice? seriously how much does this kid drink?
Abby bus? yep Abby went on the bus just like the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago
Want Abby!
Want Papa!
Bum! Bum! this either means she's tooted or she needs a bum change or she just wants you to be aware she does have a bum.
There you go Mommy! Ho ho ho! I want you to read me this reindeer story that's 5 pages long. Yep, the same one I've had you read 856 times today.
Bubbie! Buuuuub Beeeeeee! Trying to con me into giving her a bottle.
So that's the play list. Feel free to hit shuffle or repeat, which ever your preference.
3 comments:
Oh - should have maybe sent her to the sitters - but isn't she cute! Don't you just love um? Take care and hope you feel better soon. Kellan
I bet you're going to give your sitter a raise tomorrow aren't you?
Wouldn't you love to be able to siphon off all that energy and bottle it for your own use?
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