"Mom, I know what another word for a wiener is!"
I freeze where I am, my mind racing through the endlessly possibilities of what could come out of her mouth after a statement like that. I slowly turn to face her, she's looking at me expectantly. Waiting for me to chime in with an appropriate response to keep this conversation going.
"Pardon?" I manage to squeak out.
"I know what another word for wiener is. I do!"
"And what would that be?" I ask even though I am afraid to hear the answer.
"Hot dog. Some people like to call them hot dogs."
7 comments:
So right
Hum I think you have a dirty mind.
(I would have thought the same thing)
Smiles!
Get your mind out of the gutter girl!
:-)
We actually encourage the use of the appropriate names for body parts so that wouldn't have been such a horrifyingly suspensive moment in our house! That's pretty funny though!
Oh how funny!
Angela - you may be right.
Diva - No kidding.
Leah - We do too, but since she's been riding the school bus with 12 year old boys there have been some interesting additions to her vocabulary.
Melissa - I thought so too.
LOL. You got me. I thought that was going to go differently, too.
:)
HILARIOUS. Seriously. I nearly snorted my coffee out my nose.
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