Recently Mike and I were watching an episode of Love It or List It. It's a Mom and Abby favourite and Mike will watch it with us if we beat him to the remote. So the LIorLI couple are touring a house and the master bedroom had sliding glass doors that gave you access to the back patio.
Me: Ugh. I do not like a door to outside in the bedroom. That would be a total deal breaker for me.
Mike: Yeah, I don't like that either. It would be really drafty.
So here's where I have to stop and tell you all that as of this moment... today, the fifth of November there is a fan blowing the cool fall air all over our bedroom while we sleep. It was on last night and it will be on again tomorrow. In fact it will be on again until I threaten bodily harm with enough menace in my voice that he thinks it's a good idea to take me seriously.
Me: Drafty? How about the robbers being able to break right into the bedroom while we slept?
Honestly... too drafty. Weirdo.