You know I have to tell you, living with a four year old is pretty damn funny. It's like she's channeling Rita Rudner. Yeah she's that funny. Some recent side splitting moments;
While swimming in the pool she splashed water in Mike's face and when he told her to stop she replied, "What are you going to do, call your Mama you big baby?"
When I asked her how much she thought Maya weighed her response; "Two seconds."
Everyday I ask her what the temperature of the pool is and each and every day it's a steady "55 pounds".
She's come up with some create nicknames for Michael, like "Milkshake" and "Giant Knucklehead".
Today while I gave her a bath she declared me the "best cooker and tubber".
Today she wore her pink faux suede "fur" trimmed ankle boots with her pink capris.
She carries her "Little People" around in the Playmate cooler.
Last night she ate dinner while wearing her tiny work gloves just so she'd be ready to check out her pumpkins at Papa's house.
She insists on calling her Cabbage Patch Kid (Nicole Kyla) Nicole of the Kyla.
She tells me she wants to be a Mommy when she grows up with two girls named Justin and Mike.
So yeah I pretty much pee my pants laughing all the time. Funny funny stuff.
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