Tuesday, October 17, 2006

One, two, cha cha cha

Okay I'll admit it. I'm hopelessly addicted to Dancing With the Stars. I never watched the first season. Didn't have a shred of interest in it. I couldn't even tell you who won. I don't even know who was competing, with the exception of Rachel Hunter (and I know she didn't win). There were two reasons Michael decided he would watch season two...... Stacey Keibler's legs. Despite my best efforts I got sucked in my the mucho cute and tres talented Drew Lachey. I was surprised to discover there's actually some really great dancing to be seen.

Tonight Mike worked late. Very late. Way too late to watch Dancing With the Stars with me. Now everybody knows a show like that begs to watched with at least one other person. It is a great show and I love it to death, but let's be real here it does have a very high mockability quotient. Maya was still up, but a lot of my witty rejoinders sail right over her head. So instead I'll share my brilliant insights with you internet.

First off Willa was robbed. Seriously. Hey I was huge Jerry Springer fan back in the day too, but she totally kicks his ass in the dancing department. It's unforntuate ole Jerry has a bigger fan base.

A sad good bye to Sara Evans. It's so sad that her family is going through this in such a public way. If she hadn't been in the middle of competing on the show I don't think her divorce would be getting half as much press time.

Can anybody tell me why Mario Lopez makes that face when he's receiving his critique from the judges? Good or bad he makes the same face and quite frankly it's pretty demoinc looking. I'm not going to lie to you, it freaks me out just a little bit. Expecially when I'm home alone on a rainy and miserable night.

Has there been a budget cut in the costuming department? I'm just wondering why on earth Joey Lawrence's partner was dancing in a white bed sheet. And I think it was only a twin sheet too because her bra was hanging out.

The latino community is out in full force to cheer on Mario Lopez. G.Lo and Eva Longoria were spotted in the audience tonight. So was Leeza Gibbons, not sure who she was pulling for. It seems like the Dancing With the Stars audience is the place to be seen these days in Tinsel Town.

Okay Monique Coleman knows how to shake it. I will give her that. I thought the girl was going to pull a groin muscle. Her outfit, however, looked like it had been designed in the muppet workshop.

Am I the only one who thinks that this season is merely a big testosterone driven show down between former child stars Mario Lopez and Joey Lawrence? For the record Mario was much better in the group dance. Joey just couldn't get the lift to work out for him.

I'm not afraid to tell you I have a huge crush on Emmitt Smith. I'd like to see him go all the way.

As much as I love this show I never watch the results show and I have no idea why I don't. I really meant to watch last week since they had Rod Stewart preforming and I'm all about him (Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? Umm... what is yes).

Okay folks, out of the closet with you. Who else is watching Dancing With the Stars and who would you like to see win?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Rod Stewart was on and You didn't tell me
OH FOR SHAME!!!!!
still love ya!!!