Abby: Mommy, give Daddy a wife kiss.
Mike: A "white" kiss?
Abby: No, a wife kiss. Like when you are dancing and Mommy is a princess.
Me: A wife kiss, Mike. Like this. I give Michael a peck on the lips. Right Abby?
Abby: Yeah, like that. When I do this points a finger at her Dad and I shooter style you give Mommy a wife kiss. Okay now. Points finger at us.
Mike and I exchange a peck on the lips
Abby: That was awesome.
Then folks I laughed until I couldn't breathe. Where do they learn these things. If I didn't know better I'd say she'd been watching old SNL reruns of the Chris Farley Show.
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