The Vomit Comet

Step right up folks. Don't be shy. For only three coupons you too can ride the Vomit Comet. I have to warn you the ride does start unexpectedly. Like 87 seconds into a roast beef dinner with your in-laws on their new dining room furniture. With the upholstered chairs which luckily hadn't had the plastic taken off them yet. It still won't keep you from feeling mortified. Just be thankful you thought to bring PJ's with you so there's a clean outfit to change into. You may think the ride is over at this point, but please don't be fooled. Although when ride will begin again is anybody's guess, but I lay money on midnight after the whole house has been asleep for a while. The ride will actually travel across the hall to your bedroom to say it's thinking of starting up again. I suggest you take this suggestion very seriously otherwise you and your husband may find yourselves with a very large ride deposit between you. I'm not going to lie to you, this ride is loud and causes a lot of commotion, don't think the other passengers will be able to sleep through it. For the rest of the night expect the ride to start and stop seemingly without reason (don't worry you'll have an 8 month old to help you pass the time). Injections of liquids will be contained for varying lengths of time tricking you into thinking the ride is finally over. What does signal the end of the ride? Sleep finally overtakes the youngest passengers just as the sun begins to rise. Thank you for riding the Vomit Comet.

On a non-vomit related note I'd like to take the opportunity to welcome my brother back to the blogging world after a prolonged absence. Check out thewinterbeard. I will promise you his blog will be a quality over quantity blog. He'll write great things but not very often. Where as I am a quantity over quality blogger. I write a lot, but not very often is it good.