Now I don't want to brag her, but according to my kind of working email I have been the winner of various European lotteries no less that 8 times in the past week. Yes, yours truly has personally won millions upon millions of Euros. Don't worry I promise not to let being rich and famous change me. I have to tell you I cannot believe my luck. I can't tell you what a feeling it is to walk out on your job. I felt just like one of though Lotto 649 commercials. Oh the freedom.
So winning many million Euros is an amazing story right there. I could wrap this up and you'd be fine with that, but wait, there's more. I guess it's what they say that good fortune attracts good fortune because apparently and I think it's due to being a European millionaire, I am considered trust worthy enough to help out various European and African dignitaries move millions of secret dollars from their country to mine. All I need to provide them with is my banking info and, in one case, $1o5 security keeping fee that will net me a cool $4.5 million. So, really, how could I say no to that? And what better time for all this to happen then right before Christmas. I am a lucky lucky girl.
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