Friday, April 18, 2014

negotiations

Me: Are you here to rub my back?
Maya: Nope.
Me: Are you sure you don't want to rub my back? I'll  pay you a nickel.
Maya: I'll do it for ten bucks.
Me: How about a quarter?
Maya: Twenty bucks.
Me: Fifty cents?
Maya: Twenty. Bucks.
Me: Seventy-five cents?
Maya: Nope.  A twenty.
Me: How about a loonie?
Maya: No! And a toonie won't work either. Twenty bucks for one minute. That's it.

She's tough. I didn't get the back rub, but she didn't get the twenty bucks either.

1 comments:

That's funny!