Tonight I tossed a pair of underwear at Maya and I asked her to put them on. I left her alone for a moment while she changed and I dropped off some laundry down the hall. When I got back to her room her bottom lip was pushed out and she was in total pout mode.
Me: What's the matter?
Maya: My underwear is too big in the front and too small in the back!
Me: That's because you have them on backwards.