Me: Are you here to rub my back?
Maya: Nope.
Me: Are you sure you don't want to rub my back? I'll pay you a nickel.
Maya: I'll do it for ten bucks.
Me: How about a quarter?
Maya: Twenty bucks.
Me: Fifty cents?
Maya: Twenty. Bucks.
Me: Seventy-five cents?
Maya: Nope. A twenty.
Me: How about a loonie?
Maya: No! And a toonie won't work either. Twenty bucks for one minute. That's it.
She's tough. I didn't get the back rub, but she didn't get the twenty bucks either.
1 comment:
That's funny!
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