Part of my birthday present from Grandma Linda and Papa this year was a new bathing suit. A tankini, the top of which is a print that is a bit zebra-ish. This past weekend I wore it for the first time.
Me: (to Mike) How do you like my new suit?
Mike: It's nice. I like it.
Me: I look like a fat zebra.*
Abby: You don't look like a zebra Mommy.
Me: Aww that's sweet.
Abby: Yeah, you look like an old lady.
*For the record I wasn't aware Abby was even listening to us otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned the "f" word. Also I really do love my suit, but who among us ladies doesn't have bathing suit issues to one degree or another?