I'm in the kitchen, getting dinner ready. Maya playing on the floor near by. Without really thinking I start singing...
My bologna has a first name.....
(that's it. Just the one line. I'm the Queen of breaking into one line of a song)
Maya stops what she's doing to look at me and then she asks.....
What is it? What's your bologna's first name?
2 comments:
Sheer awesomeness.
It's kind of weird to call your baloney 'Oscar', when you think about it. Hi Oscar. I'm going to eat you now. Ick. I'm glad I don't eat baloney. Now I'm going to worry about my turkey's first name tomorrow. Thanks a lot.
I don't eat it either, except when I was pregnant and I ate bologna with mustard and butter on white bread. Just the thought of it makes me gag now, but I ate them like it was going out of style.
Also the turkey's name is clearly Tom.
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