she figured me out

Maya had a bad dream the other night so we ended up laying together in the dark in the middle of the night.

Maya: Mom, why don't we have a dog.
Me: I just don't think we have time for a dog.
Maya: Is it because they sometimes poop on the carpet?
Me: No, I think it will be a lot of extra work for Mommy.
Maya: Is it because they sometimes poop on the couch?
Me: No, I don't think we're home enough for a dog.
Maya: It's because they sometimes poop on the couch.